So when I said every week, of course I meant fortnightly. Or just didn't have much to write about last week.

Which of course is bullshit. I'm travelling around the US, a different city every week, working on a live show. There's always something to write about. It's just whether I'm allowed to write about it.

I've been pretty good at censoring myself when it comes to the shit I post online. Not when it comes to swearing, obviously. But I mean keeping work out of it, and the older I get keeping my private life out of it. Problem is, that doesn't leave much else to write about, especially when the work takes up 70 or so hours a week, and my private life takes place mostly online (read into that what you will...)

And speaking of private life online, there used to be this thing called adult friend finder (and hello spambots in the comments). It still existed, but I remember when everyone I knew who knew about it thought it was a skeezy way to meet and hook up with people. So it's basically tinder but a website. But as soon as there's an app for it, it becomes socially acceptable? I don't understand.

I've been up since earlier than I go to bed half the time. 16 hour work day, no biggie, but I'm probably just a bit delirious and definitely a bit 'get off my lawn.'

Night.

Every week. Promise. The ten pages, I might have to take that one back. How does ten lines sound?