I've been spewing on the web for a while now. Sometimes it's worth reading, sometimes it's not, and I can't make any promises to spelling or grammar because of a distressing tendency to be Drunk. And British.
Some of it's funny; some of it's not. Same goes for relevance. There's some profanity.
I was born in Germany, and have lived in Salisbury, England; Baton Rouge; Louisiana, Eugene and Portland, Oregon; Salzburg, Austria; Las Vegas, and worked on cruise ships in Alaska, Hawaii, and the Caribbean.
And in Two years I'm giving it all up and sailing around the world as a crew member for Clipper Round the World Yacht Race